[盾冬/锤基] Boyfriends

Thor: I got myself a boyfriend.

Steve: Me too.

Thor: Dark hair, green eyes, taller than any Omega.

Thor: And of course, he is the hottest one.

Thor: He loves to play with daggers.

Steve: Wait a……

Thor: I guess that's what makes him so damn hot.

Steve: Stop right there！

Thor: ……What's wrong？

Steve【tries to stay cool】: What's his name？

Thor: Loki. Why？

Steve【so relief】: That is a perfect name, buddy. I mean it.

Thor【big smile】: Thanks, man.

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Loki: I got myself a boyfriend.

Bucky: ……

Loki: Fair hair, blue eyes, stronger than any Alpha.

Loki: His muscles make me jealous while he's beautiful and sexy as hell.

Loki: I stabbed him once, well……maybe twice.However, he still wants me.

Bucky:？？？

Loki:  He is great in bed, like a fierce beast.I swear to god……

Bucky: Shut the hell up！

Loki: Woo……did you just……

Bucky【takes out a dagger】: I said SHUT UP！

Loki【fake smiling】: As you wish, dear.

【After two seconds' silence】

Bucky: What's his name？

Loki: Sorry, somebody just nicely asked me to shut up.

Bucky: I am sorry, okay？

Loki: Thor Odinson.

Bucky: Fuck you.

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